Sunday, July 24, 2005

Defense Against The Dark Lords

The sky was darkening and I could barely detect the sun behind the hills. I lay flat on the ground, the battlefield, wounded within and without. I was painfully aware of the outcome yet painless, blissfully unaware of the injuries. I patiently waited; my consciousness slowly receding as I saw vultures prowling above me, ravenous, waiting to strip me bare to the bones.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Artemis, a Greek soldier solider and my birthright is protecting the King, then come the rest. I engage myself, rather am engaged, in fierce battles and no battle can be won with valor alone. Some say winning wars is a gamble and has no element of intelligence involved. Wise are the ones who realize that the name of the game is strategy.

The dark lords are our sworn enemies and I would do anything it takes, even giving up my life, to protect my king, Rex, who is fair in all respects. During the course of war, every move decides our fate and experience has taught, rather trained, us to face checkered changes in career. I believe in take single steps in defeating the opponent while there are others who can think ten ahead. The Dark Lords have conquered many kingdoms and our king was wise. Tactically using offense, he realized the only way of conquering them was to make the first move and take them off guard.

Soldiers formed the lowest base in the battalion and are skilled swordsmen. Talented, a soldier can sidestep and lash out the enemy to take his place. Next in the hierarchy were knights, marksmen who rode the horses. Mighty with their leap, knights can go over the opponents and overcome them. We were moments within the beginning of a great battle, one that could seal our future. Mate!! My fellow soldier Eris yelled and startled me. Scowling, I screamed, “You shall not use the forbidden word for we are not pirates. It signifies apocalypse.”

The battlefield seemed to lack color and was flat in terrain. I could see them lined up in the horizon. They seemed impenetrable, but soldiers were trained to be fearless. The conch shells blared and the king screamed as everyone became silent. “I am Rex Decimus, sworn enemy of the dark lords, and a loyal servant to the northern region. I shall have my vengeance, either in this life or the next.” He continued, “Attack and skin them alive.” The battlefield echoed with a tumultuous roar while the soldier ahead of the king initiated the gambit. With a rush of blood, holding my sword above, I ran with the intent of decimating their troops.

Step by step we advanced each other and it was anybody’s game, no one could predict the war’s outcome. Within moments, I confronted a dark soldier, my first quarry. “Prepare for death you lone warrior,” he echoed, his sword gleaming in the midday sun. “I serve King Rex, and my blood shall not be put to waste,” I said clenching my teeth. We circled each other and I thrusted my sword aimed at his navel. He brilliantly sidestepped and lashed hard, the sword barely missing me by nose, while my ears detected a whoosh. Thinking I was off balance he went for my heart, but I was well poised and ducked low going for his legs. He was quick and sensing his mistake he was immediately up on air and both were ready for the next move. Not striking and facing each other, both were aware of the situation, a deadpan had occurred and we couldn’t break it ourselves.

Whoosh!!! A knight flew over me and the opponent was headless as I gaped at him, “how did you manage it?” The knight, Kronos, radiantly smiled at me eying the opponents, ”who’s next?” while Eros stepped besides me. We changed the game plan and decided to advance together to give more freedom to the Kronos on covering ground. While Kronos decided to attack their soldier on the right, he had failed to detect the dark knight approaching him. Being caught unawares, it was unlikely that the Kronos could save himself. Eros, the soldier and my dear friend, darted across from his place and made a suicidal move to sacrifice himself.

I gritted my teeth as I looked back to see if the King was safe. Three soldiers and the bishop protected Rex. Under extreme circumstances, it wasn’t uncommon for Bishops to take part in the battle for protecting the king. Another bishop, Zeus, saw Eros’s downfall and raced towards me. The battle went for hours and half our soldiers were wiped. Their elephant gladiators were emerging strong and were partly responsible for our soldiers’ death. We had to do something.

Kronos hinted and I moved ahead and made myself obvious to their elephant gladiator. He fell for the decoy and positioned himself to attack me. Kronos, yet again, came from nowhere sailing over their soldier and the elephant gladiator fell. Amidst the confusion, I saw that their king was now unguarded and yelled, “Check king Vulcan Zeus.” I stood ahead of the king, Kronos moved to the side while Zeus was along the diagonal. “You’re doomed Vulcan, I thought,” When queen, Venus, slashed Kronos appearing from nowhere. She could travel ten times mightier than Vulcan I felt.

While rapidly advancing, our defense had weakened and I turned back. The other elephant gladiator placed himself on the corner aiming straight at Rex. Their knights were both on his two sides, the bishop again aiming him at an angle. Queen Venus moved and was in line of his sight. King Vulcan roared pulling his sword, “Rex, you’re corned my friend, and as I step forward there’ll be yet another heroic death.”

I looked at Erin’s slumped body and babbled, “Do you think Anand was better?” Erin holding his last breath muttered, “I still feel Karpov is the best with black – The perfect checkmate.”


Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Escape From Moscow

Thirty thousand feet above the Baltic Sea, Viswanath (Visu) sipping on his vodka gazed out of the window of the Boeing 767 barely making out the features of the islands that were clustered underneath. Nudging Rishi, he deliriously began,

“Dude! Why don’t you take a sip? We’ve been tricked until now, as this is real Vodka. Come on, we are in higher plane, close to the spiritual sky and laws of Karma don’t apply here.”

Rishi, a seeker, nodded no and resumed conversation with a plump businessmen from Oregon and asked,

“Since you worked once in Russia for five years, what was it like?”

“Man! You’ve ever watched the movie Ground Hog Day?”

Rishi and Visu were on their way to Mumbai and while Rishi eagerly anticipated a good Russian afternoon in the Sheremetyevo airport where they would be transit passengers, Visu was worried whether the airport will have smoking sections. The Boeing spiraled on its descent and they glimpsed Moscow that was capped with snow as chimneys in houses barely revealed themselves. Both exchanged glances when the Russian passengers clapped thunderously praising the captain for landing smoothly.

Rishi’s initial response was dismal, as he had anticipated the airport decor to be on par with O’Hare or Dulles but the airport was poorly furnished and Mumbai airport appeared superior. He despondently stood with Visu on a long line that ended in a kiosk where they examined passports and let you into the transit lounge.

At the transit lounge, Visu exclaimed, “Man! I don’t believe my eyes, look at them,” as three beauties in the store came to help them but soon figured they didn’t know English. Visu looked at the refrigerator and pointed to “Aqua Minerale,” and swore when the credit-card machine took 20 minutes to generate the receipt. Outside the shop, finding his thirst unbearable, Visu ripped off the bottle lid and consumed one-fourth the contents in a single gulp. His face contorted and he almost sprayed them all on Rishi’s face.

“Goddamn! It! This is aerated water.”

A saleswoman with green eyes and a velvet top glared at them and Visu flashed his teeth bringing his index finger gesturing that he needed toothpaste. The woman exclaimed,

“Go straight and take a right, you’ll find a drug store,” she said in fluent English.

“Jesus! It seems like there is only one restroom in the entire goddamn airport,” cried Visu as he was relieving himself, he turning right and smiled at a man whom he thought was a peasant and the man immediately turned away and Rishi felt as though he had ogled at his high school classmate. Perhaps nobody eyeballed in Russia, he wondered.

“See, I told you Moscow was a very expensive city, I would rate it in the top three, and perhaps it would even rival Tokyo in the years to come. Can you believe we paid 150 bucks for a stupid toothpaste? So much for their improvement from Communism to democracy,” said Visu sadly in a coffee shop

“You mean 150 rubles? That is hardly 4 Euros,” said a Britisher nearby who couldn’t help overhearing their conversation.

He joined in their conversation and they began recounting their JFK-Moscow flight by Air-India and told now they would be taking the Aeroflot to Mumbai.

“Aeroflot? He gasped, spraying coffee. Make sure they give you complementary parachutes. Guys, I wish you luck – farewell.”

They roamed through the transit lounge, and Rishi began worrying about his journey to Mumbai. On the other hand, Visu was at bliss as Russians didn’t care and smoked anywhere in the airport, even though there were only certain places you could smoke. At six p.m., they were at the Aeroflot counter to receive their board pass when two passengers were arguing.

Visu intervened to arbitrate and a Gujarati fat lady impatiently explained that they both were boarding the same aircraft to Mumbai but the departure times were printed different – 8.00 pm, and 10.00 pm. Visu examined and found his was 10.00 pm much to the delight of the other disputant, a malayalee. Soon, it was soon understood that Air India was in league with Aeroflot and there were two different ways to purchase the same ticket from either companies and Air India had not informed Rishi and similar passengers about the change in time from 10.00 to 8.00 p.m.

A huge line of Indian passengers gathered and the lady opened the kiosk and shooed them away calling them back at 7.00. The officials didn’t bother informing the passengers about a possible delay and their angry protests were easily subdued.

At 8.00, nothing was said but dinner coupons of 10 $ were handed over to all passengers who silently took it like prisoners. Inside the “Taj Mahal” restaurant, Visu peered through the menu that was like his organic chemistry book, huge with sides describing chicken, beef, lamb, vegetables, and rice and he hoped they gave generous portions, for their appetites were ravenous. The waitress interrupted his conversation and he opened page 54 and pointed to item 383. The stout Russian waitress, who was already stressed out, said, “Only chicken pizza, vegetarian pizza, and French fries,” and Visu looked shocked.

Dismayed with the bad quality and low proportions of served dinner, the passengers flocked to the counter hoping to get their boarding passes and enjoy quality food up high on the skies.

The Malayalee wailed, “I em the gest of aanar for the coanvention at 9.00 and we haven’t even taken off,” and the Gujrati lady screamed, “ I must attend the wedding at Rajkot tomorrow evening.”

Rishi noted a natty tamilian on his double-breasted suit, who almost singled out as a paragon of CEO virtues but for his shining white Nike sneakers. He approached Visu and lamented,

“Seeeee… This is what they lack…Character,” in a strong tamil accent and Visu bit his collar stifling himself from explosive laughter.

A Russian official appeared and handed out 3-minute free calling cards to passengers for them to inform home about the imminent delay and the Gujarati yelled at her, “I don’t want this, but my boarding pass.”

The harassment continued and the Russians tormented them mercilessly by giving them no information on when the flight would take off but asked them to return to the counter sometime later. Some were nearly in tears and all they cared was to reach home. It was quite a sight for other passengers to see them all distraught and sitting in a single file up to nearly a mile away from the counter. Leagues were being formed amongst the passengers to deal with the situation and many voiced their expert opinions. A Canadian marwadi lady was cursing her husband for not paying a couple hundred more and travel by British Airways.

Visu said, “I wonder if British Airways flies into Russia. They won’t meet any of their regulations.”

The announcement finally happened and all were too weary even to get up. 200 passengers after being examined their boarding passes were hoarded into a bus and Visu couldn’t help getting the feeling as though he was being sent to Riga or some ghetto. The bus was overcrowded by Indian standards and the pig-tailed Bengali swore asking all the passengers to sign on a sheet of paper that she would send high officials and have Aeroflot grounded permanently.

The ghetto fortunately turned out to be a Tupolev as mighty as the Boeing from the exterior but the interior was dismal. The seats were folded and had to be unfolded as though they were in a seedy cinema hall. Visu noted a lady with horn-rimmed spectacles sitting on 16 B and he politely asked her to give him his seat when she chattered in Russian and showed him 28C. Someone at the back screamed, “Hey! The rows end with 27.”

Hell broke loose in the aircraft and the stewardess nearly pleaded with folded hands, the Indian way, and tried to provide seating arrangements to everyone while Rishi hoped they don’t entertain standing travel. The seats were crammed and there was no television and the overhead bins could hardly fit in a pillow. No announcements were made and they were stranded in a desolate runway. Was the flight ill fated?

At last the mighty Tupolev aircraft pulled into the main runway while Visu peered to catch sight of a possible air traffic control tower. Detecting none, he prayed not wanting to hear a final whistle from the stewardess to the captain. He remembered the movie “The Final Destination,” but it was too late, the Russian Jumbo Jet had met with the skies.

For all the ruckus Visu’s co-passengers made and the racket that was created at the Sheremetyevo airport, the flight landed in Mumbai at 8.45 a.m., just one hour past the scheduled arrival time. The flight was very stable and the dinner was fantastic and they all exited the aircraft quietly without making any noise as they nodded at the stewardess bye.

High Speed Chase

Early evening, I pulled my silver colored Ferrari F-50 out of my garage and zoomed towards Park Street. The sun was down and the skyscrapers on the far east of Detroit shone in the evening gloom. I arrived park street at 9.05 pm sharp and parked beside the Blockbuster was an orange Toyota supra that belonged to Chris. Hey man!!! He flashed his teeth. Wassup Yo!!!! Igniting a cigarette I peered down the street to spot any cop car and I inhaled deeply, the evening breeze sweeping my face. Chris remarked, “Hey where’s Carl???”

Exhaling I started “The apparent change in frequency by an observer moving relative to the source of the waves,” when what sounded like a pin drop expanded into a deafening roar and an olive green Nissan Skyline GTR raced towards us and shrieked to a halt. “Is what is known as Doppler’s effect,” I finished. Carl, appearing somber in his Dartboard sunglasses, got out and “Dawg!! Light me one will ya?”

Within the next twenty minutes the rest arrived. Mad throttled his blue Mitsubishi eclipse while Max made his Honda Civic scream like a Boeing 747. He had supplemented his car with nitrous cylinders to boost up the horsepower close to 400. Nitrous cylinders although dangerous to the engine motor can cause tremendous acceleration and enable the driver to achieve high speeds.

On the second Saturday of every month, unknown to the cops, The Chasers, as we called ourselves, gathered to race through the streets of Detroit. Street racing while illegal and dangerous can cause intense excitement and an adrenaline rush to the rider. The racecourse began in Park Street and we had to reach Eisenhower Avenue before taking I-43 where we raced for 20 miles. En route, we travel along the coastline of Lake Huron before taking exit 9 onto Michigan Avenue where the race ends

Soon, the cars were ready and boom!!!! We pulled out of Park Street and slowly accelerated. Careful not to begin fast, I started at moderate speed and entered I-43. Once on Park Street, I gunned the accelerator and the needle strained close to 90 mph. I saw a flash in my rear view and within seconds, racing ahead of me, was a red Mazda RX-7 that for a second made me wonder if my car had stopped.

I was 9th and had ample time to reach first. The I-43 stretch we chose was similar to a traditional racecourse being tortuous with 4 lanes. I grabbed my steering and slowly gained over the yellow Nissan 350Z and smirked at Red’s face as I passed him. Oops!!! I had to drop into 4th gear and lower the speed to 70mph to maneuver myself at the bend. My rear wheel didn’t like it much as the tires slightly skidded on the concrete and I struggled before regaining control.

Ahead, passing on the 3rd and 4th lane were a silver Dodge Viper SRT-10 and 2004 Chrysler crossfire. Poising myself, I cut across from the 4th lane to the 2and in an attempt to pass both the cars from the right side. But Reed was smart and immediately jumped into the 2and and Roger closing the gap by getting into 3rd. Not wanting to brake at those high speeds I tried to race them on the 1st lane and I almost got them when Reed tried to push me onto the shoulder. Twisting his steering hard he rammed on to my front left and I kissed the shoulder wall as it sparked and consumed my right side view mirror.

Fortunately the momentum caused him to clear off the first lane and I recovered. I over took them both and was now 6th on the list. I looked at the rearview mirror and swore in all languages and shook my fist. I guess it was now time for me to accelerate and thus, pressed on the nitrous button and gained over other two cars. I knew if I beat Carl and Sonny, I would just have to deal with Silver. Silver had an unbeaten record in our so-called Tour De Streets and it was my deepest desire to get him this time.

After I crossed exit 15, the scene dramatically changed. I saw a couple coconut trees overhanging the expressway. “Hey am I dreaming?” Oops!!! I almost ran over a pothole. “A pot hole in the middle of I-63?? Taxpayers are a bunch of jokers.” The Toyota supra was slowly looming closer and we were parallel. As I tried hard to race ahead of him, I heard a whir. From his left side doors, out came a barrel that vaguely resembled a bazooka that was spinning at 40,000 rpm using which he tried to puncture my wheels. Sparks flew as he hit my chassis. His front hood opened and an automated syringe sprayed 1 liter of black dye on my windshield.

Fortunately, I had jimmied a liquid dispenser onto my front windshield and was able to spray gasoline that dissolved the dye and enabled me to restore visibility. The Supra being a far superior vehicle soon shot black smoke from its tail and I tried hard to concentrate and not get knocked out to the shoulder. I adjusted my front hose and loaded the program on the console. Shooting out from the nozzle, a jet stream at 20 gallons per second punched his wheels and he was forced to stay on the 2and lane. Utilizing this opportunity, I surged ahead and beat him by a fair 20 yards continuing to accelerate.

Phew!!! I shook my head and withdrew the nozzle back into my front hood. Sonny and Silver were fighting ahead as I was rapidly gaining on them. I dodged yet another pothole and entered the Trayham tunnel. I tried to squeeze in between Silver and Sonny when Silver banged hard on to my right side and the momentum sent Sonny to the left walls. Sonny scraped hard onto the walls and his Ford Mondeo caught fire. The whole tunnel was illuminated as the Mondeo successively crashed in to the tunnel walls. The glowing embers receded in my rear view and I had only Silver left for the last 2-mile stretch.

Silver was in a handsome orange Alfa Romeo 147 GTA that streaked ahead of me by 100 yards. Lake Huron gleamed on our sides as we raced at 140 mph challenging the winds. The trunk of the Alfa Romeo opened and out dropped a couple sandbags. I swayed narrowly dodging its corners and stepped on the gas. I shot ahead and butted on his boot and his car careened. He recovered and crunch!!! The side chassis bumped and dented.

From his tire rim, a shaft containing a sharp blade in its end shot out and hit my front tire. My tire exploded and I was now on 3 wheels the car was spinning wild out of control. We were on the Mclean suspension bridge when his trunk opened and emptied his spare can of fuel. At 120 miles an hour I spun out of control and I let go of the steering watched myself heading straight for the girder. I covered my face with horror and as I crashed into the bridge. The air bag exploded on my chest taking my breath away and I was knocked unconscious.

What seemed to appear like space, I saw blackness everywhere with no stars. Within seconds lights flashed on the screen, blaring “Game Over.” Sipping on my coffee, I checked my pockets for some quarters and couldn’t find any. The arcade was unusually full on a Saturday evening and I slowly walked towards the ATM machine.

The Laughing Stalker

Peering through the windows, I took a deep breath and admired the early morning dawn as I stretched and drove the last bit of laziness that enveloped my body. It was 5.30 am and the weather was slightly chilly inviting me for an early morning run. I picked up my new Nike sneakers that had foot enhancements for extra cushioning on hard surfaces. Dusting my shoes and ensuring there were no scorpions lurking inside, I donned them on and tied my lace semi-tight.

I ventured out of my cabin and excitedly gazed at the Manyara Lake that bordered my cabin. I stretched my calf and hamstring muscles, crooning as I felt a warm sensation creeping through my inner thigh. As I was getting ready to start my run, I recounted the series of events that happened over the past week and everything now seemed weird. I was in a totally different place. Pursuing my PhD in Ornithology at the University of Nebraska, I was offered a summer fellowship to research East African birds. I had taken the United Airlines; flight U-247, to Dar Es Salam, Tanzania. The flight had been smooth and the food they had offered me was very tasty.

Placing my right foot on the first streak of grass that surrounded the cabin pathway, I began my jog. The first few steps were more like the trotting of a horse and I relaxed as the blood bathed my muscles and warmed them. I scanned the Ngorogoro crater to my east and wondered what made the mighty volcanic mountain, once taller than the Kilimanjaro, buckle into a caldera (crater). Soon, I began running rhythmically and hit the zone, feeling as though I could now run into eternity. Ornithology had been my passion since I was a kid and I distinctly remembered how I used to admire the bald eagle and the grey-necked vulture. The Serengeti plains that surrounded the towering crater were supposedly inhabited by 75,000 animal species and rich flora.

No sooner I ran half a mile than I was already into the jungle. Unlike jogging trails in the United States, there were no well-defined routes for runners and I followed what was flattened by the local folklore in the dense foliage. The humid weather made me sweat and my t-shirt was already wet. Since it was a Sunday, I had decided to complete 5 miles. Emerging out from a clearing, I gazed at the meadows that seemed to go forever westward, and I was able to make out a pack of zebras grazing on the dry grass. One mile completed and it appeared as though I was cut away from civilization. Everything appeared huge in Africa, right from the little grass to the mighty trees. The acacia tree trunks seemed to run a mile wide.

I looked at my watch and I had been running for 15 minutes at a fairly constant pace and I tried not to think about the possibility of encountering wild animals. It wasn’t uncommon for lions and cheetahs to inhabit the surrounding areas during night. I had taken care to learn that dawn provided the best transition period, as the nocturnal animals would have retreated and the day animals wouldn’t have risen. I was startled as a reedbuck dived into the bushes and disappeared. Running in the wild seemed so easy and much different from a treadmill as I wasn’t aware of any body pains being totally absorbed by what nature had to offer me.

I hoped to run for another half an hour and wanted to complete a circle to my cabin, my compass useful in keeping me in the right direction. I saw a few warthogs, wildebeest, and buffaloes and wondered whether snakes offered themselves into the open similar to these herbivores.

My dreamy and pensive mood was suddenly distracted as I heard a crack a few feet behind me. Not wanting to break my jog, I turned back and peered over a shrub and failed to notice any beast. Convincing myself it was the work of a gazelle or a rabbit, I continued with my canter. I tried carefully listening to the noises on my sides and again I heard a similar cracking. This time, I completely spun around and began running backwards hoping to spot the animal. Suddenly, monkeys screamed and birds flew away as though a disturbance occurred in the jungle. My heart skipped a beat and I increased my pace fearing it might be the work of a cheetah.

I had completed nearly three fourths of the circle and the possibility of turning back was out of question. Somehow, my sixth sense convinced me that I was being shadowed. A stalker? Definitely not in the jungle and I didn’t carry cash while I ran. I was fairly sure that the Ngorogoro region didn’t have any primitive tribal people who practiced cannibalism. Nevertheless, my face started sweating more and my heart pounded louder.

The ground sloped upwards and I looked back to see if I could spot the prey. I slowly observed something spotted in yellow making its way up the ravine and the gap was closing faster. I was close to fainting but kept my guts alive and somehow wanted to sprint through the rest of the distance. Suddenly, a mad laughter thundered in the jungle and the place seemed to shake with mad fury. I grabbed a broken branch for protection and stopped as I found myself getting breathless.

And slowly it emerged from behind the baobob tree and I distinctly made out the feature of the carnivore. Brown in color and covered with spots, the sleek beast taller than the jackal and smaller than a cheetah was unmistakably a spotted hyena. I tightened my grip on the branch as I didn’t have any other means of self-defense. By then my fear had slowly transformed into anger as the hyena approached me barring its fangs. I could smell its feral breath and I couldn’t guess how long it had been stalking me. I remembered learning about hyena; how they stalk on their prey for miles until the victim gets tired and the hyena slowly pounces on them ripping them alive

The hyena making up its mind to attack me poised back and leaped ahead with full force. Being trained on taekwondo, I had the reflex to step aside and transfer my weight completely onto my branch and the hyena. The hyena missed me and crashed into the nearby rock. I couldn’t wait any longer and ran. The hyena chased me and caught me within seconds and sunk its teeth into my calves. A searing pain shot within and I screamed. Summoning courage, I tried disfiguring the hyena’s face but it had me under control.

I prayed to every Lord I knew and wished that my best friend was a Lion. I saw blood all over me as the hyena was ripping me apart. I slowly began losing consciousness and the pain ebbed me. I felt free and light and there was nothing but silence.

A jingle erupted my consciousness and I wondered if I had taken birth into another body. I realized that nothing was wrong with my calves and my clothing was different. Well!!! It was 6.00 am indeed but I wasn’t in Dar Es Salam, but safe under the refuge of my pillows in Washington DC. I was staring at the alarm as I shut it silent.

The Prodigal Passenger

It wasn’t a cloudy day as such but at the same time you would expect the sun to freely shine through blue skies during the month of March but when I got down from the cab at Heathrow International Airport, a few cirrus clouds was covering the sun. The customary check-in procedure along with immigration and security check took me less than 45 minutes and I was soon seated at gate B-25 ready to board BA-0123 to Port Louis, Mauritius. With more than an hour left to board the Jumbo Jet, I strolled to Café Nero and stood in the queue wondering why none of my business trips so far had ever been to islands.

“One white Mocha, please,” I said to the blond cashier with green eyes and I handed in my Bank one visa card.

“Sorry sir, we accept only cash.”

While my both hands were busy trying to extract some change a third hand reached beyond me to the cashier with a 10 Euro bill and a voice boomed.

“Make it two please, and medium.”

I turned back to notice a trim nattily dressed, pleasant faced, red-mustached, and dark-haired gentleman whose receding hairline was barely noticeable under his Wilton black felt hat. I guessed his age somewhere in the late forties. When our eyes finally met, he gave me a broad smile and shook hands introducing himself as Charlie.

“I watched you at the gate and presume you’re traveling to Port Louis Mauritius which is where I am headed to Mr.?” His voice trailed momentarily indicating it was my turn.

I introduced and thanked him for the coffee and proposed we smoke a cigarette. He accepted and we strolled towards the smoking room where my new acquaintance opened what seemed like an antique cigarette casket and displayed an eclectic collection of branded cigarettes. I thanked him but politely refused and chose Dunhill lights from my pocket when he deftly clicked on his fancy gold-plated lighter and lit mine.

I exhaled and spoke, “So Charlie, what do you do?”

It wasn’t hard for me to guess that he was from an affluent background but at the same time I tried to figure if he was a businessman, politician, or a person with inherited ancestral fortune. He certainly didn’t appear like those lawyers or business degree holders who climbed their way to success sweating 100 hours a week. I frankly admit one of my bad habits is to envy the rich and money I feel is of paramount importance for one’s well-defined existence. Arguably, less than 5 % get rich and often you find the wise saying happiness lies in contentment but I disputed such an attitude and believed contentment breeds inaction and tedium. Eventually I was proud that it was such wise thinking that made me labor into getting a Business degree.

Charlie handed me his business card and indeed, he was a successful leather businessman, after all who hadn’t heard of the Stapletons. I presumed Ronald Stapleton was his father who made the company famous worldwide after his grandfather Graham founded the company on the garage of an old shoe factory in Sussex. I decided to use this fortuitous opportunity to glean as much as possible to the path to perfection – setting up a successful firm.

“I guess I am really privileged to be in your company today,” I spoke in open admiration. He doffed his hat and bowed back. “Are you by any chance Ronald Stapleton’s son?” I enquired.

“No actually he is my uncle. His sons and I along with a few other cousins are the ones who now run the company.”

“Seems like a busy day at Heathrow, as you can see quite a few transit passengers relieving themselves in the smoking lounge.”

“It is getting really hot in here, so why don’t we go and find a couple seats. Perhaps I could use your company.”

“Under normal circumstance, I would expect you to ask me to bugger off. Nevertheless, why would you fly economy?”

“Well, the day before I was overpowered by the thought of being beside the sea – swimming, fishing, jet skiing, or whatever one could possibly do there. I peered at the Atlas and spending a week in the blue waters of Mauritius didn’t seem like a bad idea. I realize from experience that satisfying such whims sometimes gives you longer peace. However though, I am ashamed to add that my secretary couldn’t assert the Stapleton influence in purchasing a business class ticket, let alone first class. Well, it is my observation that rarely when I fly economy, I bump into men who think different from the way I do and it is interesting that a strong sense of camaraderie develops. Strangely, I end up bestowing favors upon them, due to my esteemed occupation, and in that process I feel proud of my philanthropy.”

Once aboard, before I could stow away my hand luggage and take a seat Charlie had already charmed the young airhostess with purple eyelashes and had ensured himself a second round of complementary martini for later that night, not that such freebies mattered to him anymore than coupons to me for ordering pizzas – I never used them and they went straight to trash. Seated on 22B I was fiddling with the handset as it wouldn’t come off the plastic bag when a young dark-skinned kid, an African I presumed, with thick lips and a haircut similar to a Cameroon soccer player paused beside our row and we had to get up so that he could take the window seat.

I started, “Charlie, what is the nature of your business? Well, I am aware from the fame Stapletons hold that you trade with leather, but are you in the tanning industry or do you use leather to make processed goods like wallets and briefcases?”

“Oh! Actually both. Initially while the company was founded, we used to be Tanners. If you aren’t aware, tanning is procedure by which we process the raw hide we get from animals including cattle to remove hair and grime and add chemicals to form what is known as leather. The process is fairly complex and dates back to the dawn of the civilizations. As we began smelling success, my uncle desired to expand the business by incorporating certain finished or processed goods as you had remarked and started making shoes. Ironically, he bought the shoe factory that had leased out its garage to my grandfather who started this business.”

“What about you? You haven’t told me about what you do.”

“Well, I am actually the marketing manager for Precision Invasion, a biosensor start-up firm that makes a range of microfluidic devices that interface anywhere from orifices that are an inch wide in diameter to invisible micron skin pores into which we can infuse fluids through non-invasive schemes. Of course, active research is going on for development of interfaces at the cellular-level. And as you can see, you have a potential for huge commercial success in this realm”

He chuckled, “And I thought you said you were the marketing manager for what did you say? Precision Invasion? Boy! You do seem to have a technical background.”

“Well! I know the field is promising and it is my desire that someday I have my own firm, which is why I put a lot of effort in learning the technicalities and hey! You know, perhaps my grandson will reap the rewards like Charlie Stapleton,” I said smiling.

He quickly countered “Now, you’re making a mistake by thinking I am the son of a king who has money to squander at will. On the contrary, I wish I had inherited enough to retire in Maine and do fishing. Business by no way is easy as you’re probably aware being an expert in market trends and worse, how the behavior of our economy is more unpredictable than our English weather. Anyhow, so what finds you on a plane to Mauritius? Are you on vacation?”

I sighed, “On the contrary, a government agency in Port Louis has expressed desire to use our technology to study and understand the stings of Jelly fish. Of course, the information is classified and I can’t divulge more - I apologize. Anyhow, that doesn’t stop me from taking a break and go on a cruise or fish or bask in shallow waters of the Indian Ocean. Perhaps, I’ll visit the island of cloves – Madagascar.”

There was a momentary lull in our conversation and I realized the Boeing was airborne already and glancing through the window I discerned what looked like a trickle was actually river Thames. I was glad that our conversation happened over the previous few minutes as it acted as an anesthetic in making me forget to witness the plane take-off – during which I usually get dizzy and sick- and I was spared the ordeal of listening yet again to those safety announcements, knowing well my chances of dying in a car crash was much higher. No one advises me on taking precautions in the streets.

When the food cart swung by, we were ready to quench ourselves when Charlie chose Bloody Mary and I Martini. I was surprised to notice the kid onto my right ask a beer. The flight attended asked for his driver’s license and I found out he was 22. It didn’t take long to learn that the kid was doing a course in Tourism at the Essex University, Colchester United Kingdom and was returning home for a brief vacation. Charlie leaned across and shook hands with the kid. The kid introduced himself as Ahmed and spoke in clear and understandable English that had a pronounced French accent.

I have a way of reading people’s faces and over the years it grew to be a past time. Charlie was too quick to introduce himself and I felt slighted as he didn’t give me enough opportunity to understand him, especially his loquaciousness – it became apparent within 5 minutes of our first conversation. Of course, gauging his dressing style, one can easily predict his richness, vanity, and arrogance. On the other hand, Ahmed’s dour expression somehow implied that he led a tough life - poverty, hardship, misery, and deprivation. Of course, first, I must be honest in admitting that I came to this conclusion from the way he was eying Charlie. Secondly, he was from Africa and going by its indigent standards it was highly probable his family was in penury. Nonetheless, studying his grave countenance on the other hand I figured he was a very obedient kid and would lead his family out of misery some day.

I returned to Charlie and asked, “So, where all do you have offices? I presume world wide?”

“Right now, most of our tanning industries lay in England centered in London. While our traditional approach involved the use of natural skins, it is now slowly shifting to synthetic leather processed from resin, polyamides and other chemicals. But we have marketing offices in Moscow, Rome, and most big cities in Europe and of course in the Americas. We are slowly expanding into Asia – Singapore and Malaysia. Hey, it was my idea that we switch to synthetic leather. My cousins were envious when I proved the change worked successful.”

I was surprised to learn that they processed leather from kangaroos and ostrich too. Soon, he ranted on synthetic and natural leather and lectured me on ways of purifying them on tanneries. It was getting really boring and I tried piercing my concentration through his inanities to try and pick what is essential for aspiring business candidates. Nonetheless, the martini was least useful in helping me get through the harangue.

“Do you enjoy the luxurious life Charlie that we mortals don’t get to experience,” I asked immediately realizing that it was a rhetorical question.

“Money is power man, you will never understand the influence I can exert to achieve my likes in this world. Because I have offices all over the world, I have been to all the major continents, enjoyed their different cuisines, and experienced their different cultures. The people in third world countries treat you like demigods and literally worship you. Perhaps UK is not the place to enjoy the riches. Often you get invited to parties where you get a chance to meet celebrities.”

“Anybody in particular?” I asked stifling a yawn.

“Hugh Grant. I’ve known him pretty well. I know the queen personally and have met Prince Charles. I get free executive passes to view the Wimbledon every year or watch cricket at the Lords. Sadly the English cricket team ought to be revamped,” he said and sighed.

He paused and continued, “Well, to be honest, I hate to admit that I am not as opulent as you think I am. Even though Stapleton Associates is a public firm and our shares hold a good price in the market, there are billion dollar industries, especially many semiconductor and pharmaceutical firms. Even the car industries make huge money. In terms of contentment or rather do I get a chance to enjoy the riches? Not really I am far from it. I like challenges and there is a burning desire to expand the empire my grandfather built that uncle brought to fame.”

“Are there any tips you would like to offer me for establishing a sound business firm?”

“Son, be on all ears. Technology evolves and market changes. I learn a lot watching people, especially the Japanese. It can be very insightful. They consider business like wars and don’t expect any immediate results. Further, the ability to motivate oneself constantly and adapt to changing environment is the name of the game. Not that you aren’t aware of what I said.” He said and patted my back.

I could see that the Bloody Mary was being effective. The next half hour he told me different tales and anecdotes of situations he encountered in his travels, which he thought was funny, which I tried to listen graciously, of course most of which I felt were embellished and egotistic. His passions and desires were countless and I felt like a recluse upon hearing them. He extolled some of his best-laid plans, which he considered, “intelligent business decisions,” and how he was instrumental for increasing the turnover by more than twice during the year 2000. I began wondering if he was just all say and if it were his brothers or cousins who were the smart perspicacious ones.

I asked, “Did you ever have to employ devious schemes under any crunch situations? In others words cheat a little?”

Well, “You can’t expect to probity and morals to guide you into successful business. Even a street peddler can tell you that. A righteous businessman is an oxymoron but nonetheless tell me one human who is upright these days? All government officials in third world countries are venal and corrupt. Unfortunately, a fraction of our profits get swallowed by them, but hey! In the end I am happy. Politics is power man. It is far better to be in power in a third world country than a successful businessman in the west. Some of the benefits the people who rule them enjoy are indescribable. You ask me if I felt powerful. I hate to say no. Politics is power. They rule us – in the literal sense.”

He paused and continued, “While we complain our politicians as corrupt and dishonest, they don’t quite enjoy the power as the ones in other countries. Look at countries ruled by dictators, Cuba, Uganda. Those men were the most powerful and influential and knew to enjoy the riches. What happened in Rwanda? The U.N could do nothing. The king of Swaziland is about to marry his nth wife who is already pregnant.”

He gave a few more nonsensical analysis of what power meant to him and I was spared when we were served dinner. While I twirled my fork on the spaghetti, I partly agreed his views on dictators and politicians as they held the power. Why did I never think of this before? Perhaps only when one gets rich does one realize he still has more to climb, I felt.

Ahmed was patiently listening to our conversation and taking a break from Charlie, I asked him,

“So Ahmed, what triggered you to study in Europe and where do you live, in Essex? Do you have a scholarship?” I asked wondering how the poor kid supported himself in England.

“Actually, I live with my uncle. He is my brother’s dad and immigrated to England in the 60s and ever since lived there and my dad desired I study in England,” he answered with clarity. That explains how the kid could afford having originated in Mauritius.

“What interested you in tourism?” I questioned.

Ahmed said, “As you’re probably aware, tourism industry in Mauritius is very rewarding and I can make enough money as a tour guide which is enough for one to lead a very good life. The islands are a paradise and I could take you to lots of fantastic places invisible to other tourists. I can guide the catamaran quite well as I have been doing so since I was a child”

Charlie replied, “Well actually I am on vacation now. I visit Mauritius every other year and I love coming here over and over. In most part, I love the food; especially the biryani, native pork, and smoked Marlin. In most part, I just laze around in the beach and enjoy the climate and women. Hey, perhaps you can take me somewhere and show me places. Sometimes, from experience, I conclude knowing the guide beforehand benefits both the guide and the visitor,” he said and winked.

Ahmed’s in for some good money I thought feeling good for the kid.

Ahmed asked Charlie, “I guess I can show you around Mauritius. What would you like to see? I am sure catamaran cruises will be desirable to you and I know a lot of fantastic places regular tourists don’t get to see. You can also see Ile-aux-Cerfs and Gabriel islands. Of course we can also fish and do a variety of other activities.”

The conversation shifted and I asked, “Well Ahmed, do you like your courses?”

“Actually, I don’t quite like studying and I prefer playing soccer, as that is what I am best at. Africa has a lot of good countries that breed world famous soccer players. I was the best in my school but I failed to get a scholarship in college. My father said I must study something as education completes and gives shape to man. I can keep playing forever but I fear the wrath of my father and therefore decided to take up and studying tourism.”

I could recall a number of countries on the West African coast that qualified to world cup soccer finals including Cameroon and Nigeria. Wow! Playing for your country is something I thought.

I said, “What your dad says is correct, a good education is necessary for you to get a good job and you may not understand now but later in future it will certainly help you maintain your family and give you a good life.” And I ranted until I ate the poor guy’s head off. Another sentence and he would have perhaps broken open the window, jumped, and killed himself. I concluded my diatribe by telling him he must complete his degree and sow his seeds now for a bright future and also pointed to Charlie and told him how successful and a world famous businessman Charlie was.

Three of us had a good conversation during dinner and after that I closed my eyes and ruminated on the same question that kept haunting me for a long time - what determines a man’s destiny, was it providence or effort? On one hand you had rich schmucks, perhaps ruthless ones, like Charlie whom I couldn’t envision suffering. Well, if it at all he did then it was self-inflicted. He didn’t need to work at all and even if he did he could as a hobby and not in the form of some grueling drudgery. On the other hand, Ahmed, my heart went out to him. He had sacrificed living with his parents so that he could go to Europe and get a college degree and return to take care of them. His girlfriend probably misses him the most while Charlie I was sure had a mistress in every city he visited. I felt proud of giving him some pep talk even if it were privy. Sometimes you’re better off listening to strangers than near and dear ones.

I was asleep when the plane landed and despite clearing customs and immigration I was still drowsy at the carousel. We picked our baggage and shook hands. Ahmed left and I eyed Charlie and asked if he wanted to smoke.

“What do you say? Should I take him as my tour guide? He appears honest and straight and I feel assured the tour will be worth the money. I am pretty sure I won’t be deceived or least be stranded on some island. Imagine being marooned on some uninhabited island with just your trunks. And you know what, I feel like helping the kid, there is some radiance from his face that beckons you to lend him a helping hand. I’ll reward him handsomely and perhaps he can delight his girlfriend you know, buy her some presents so that she stays with him longer. Aside, would you mind joining me? I’ll find your company pleasurable,” said Charlie.

I felt my pride was letdown when Charlie had performed a similar character analysis and concluded the same on Ahmed. I guess I agreed to accompany Charlie considering Ahmed is getting benefited and if I could put up with Charlie’s egotistic trait, with Ahmed around I might end up watching some really good places in Mauritius.

We had taken down Ahmed's address and agreed on meeting him the following Friday. I bid farewell and walked out. We couldn’t wait to get on the catamarans and go fishing or simply just lay sprawled exposing ourselves to the sun. A few days passed. Friday finally came.

Ahmed’s house was more of a cottage so to speak but towards the rear we could see the mountain range and sloping eastwards was the grassy stretch that slowly gave away into sands, which ran for a hundred meters before ending at the calm blue waters of the Indian Ocean. There were about 6 coconut trees surrounding the cottage that weren’t lean and tall but arcing at different angles. It would be great to be on a private catamaran I concluded

Soon, we were inside sipping on “Blue Marlin,” the Mauritian native beer when we heard a convoy of cars screeching outside the window.

Oh! It is my father exclaimed Ahmed peering out of the window.

There were close to five cars outside and a man who appeared to be in his mid-fifties climbed down a dark blue Mercedes. He was surrounded by a swarm of bodyguards with rifles that I guessed were AK-47s. Sun glinted off his baldhead and he smiled at Ahmed pushing his gold-rimmed glasses up his nose when Charlie’s jaws dropped and I swallowed hard - we unmistakably discerned that we were staring at the face of the Prime Minister of Mauritius.

The Diver's Paradise

Five hungry men were warming themselves on the freshly lit campfire that was blazing, the winds from the north caused the raging fire angle towards Kasim who crept back a couple feet. The white 6-seater SUV onto his right was bespattered with mud. They could see the zebras grazing on the endless terrain of the Serengeti plains when the sun was just disappearing behind the horizon. The five were worn out after a hot day in a safari trip and couldn’t wait to begin cooking the lamb and chicken on the fire.

Kasim started, “What about your friend Kamal, you said you would tell us after the sun sets.”

“Oh yah, he was an amazing character,” I replied and ranted

The burning sensation he had in his chest was unbearable and yet he was unrelenting. He wouldn’t listen to his body and thundered past the 25 m mark, his final lap before we wound up for the day. Sardar Kamaljit Singh panted, undid his goggles and smiled at me as I was gazing at the minuscular sky blue bikini that barely offered refuge to the girl who just emerged from the pool.

“Why kill yourself man?” I echoed so that he could hear me.

Panting and holding up his hands, he talked in bursts.

“I need to keep increasing my lung capacity,” he would always say, and finish his work out with, “as long as I keep my father happy.”

We showered, and ran enough water until we no longer reeked of chlorine and gathered our gear that contained a couple Speedo goggles, damp swimming trunks, wet towels, and toiletries in a netted swimming bag that dripped chlorinated water as we walked out. The sun was already beyond our vision as we ambled through Maple Avenue and the neon lighting that hung over Jerry’s Smoke store was already lit up.

Every evening, whether or not we accomplished successful results on our research, Kamal and I swam in the college gym where Kamal covered twice as much ground as I did in the same hour. Swimming relaxed our nerves, cooled our body, and relived stress, not to mention the other benefits everyone knows including an excellent cardio work out and muscle toning. I enjoyed the walk home, as during those moments my lungs were generous in letting me suck in ample amounts of oxygen and that created a pleasant sensation in my chest. No yoga or other breathing techniques could create that effect I concluded.

Abdul interrupted my speech and I glanced towards the fire, which he was stoking with a huge rod. “The chicken will be ready in twenty minutes,” he said.

Kasim continued, “Was he your room mate?”

“Yes, Kamal was a great and an excellent roommate to Ravi, Abhay, and myself.

Wow! The chicken smells good, although I must admit, I was desirous of eating a partridge or a quail in such a wild place. Perhaps, plain simple chicken would do, which reminds me,” I said and continued

I paused recalling one night after such a heavy dinner. Abhay sat on the window ledge throwing his right leg out and chugged on his 10th cigarette of day and blew rings that spiraled upwards, partially obscuring the full moon that was in my view from the recliner where I lay dead tired. Putting down the beer, I wondered how people smoked and destroyed the bliss they could derive from their lungs in other natural ways. Well, we did try teaching the other two roommates swimming but after numerous attempts concluded they would sink even in mercury.

Kamal was staring at a picture and remarked, “My uncle Saawan Singh,” when I looked at him curiously. “My father’s cousin who died at Saawalpur near Lahore,” he added pitifully.

Sardar had immense talent as a raconteur and had us entertained many nights describing horrendous incidents that took place during India’s partition at Lahore and Amritsar, the blood shed and the massacre. It was a sin to have been born a Hindu or Sikh in Lahore and a Muslim in Amritsar. What shook us were tales of the ghost trains that arrived into platforms out of which none alighted. It was a wonder how the station masters hadn’t died after seeing pools of blood flowing out of the coaches and the compartments littered with decimated corpses; a few of whose tongues chopped, or eyes removed, and worst castrated. I tried not to envision any of those grisly episodes.

Yawning, I immediately blocked further gory thoughts from disturbing the beautiful evening when I heard a crack and a splosh! Abhay’s coke broke free from the can and spilled all over the floor.

Kamal uttered a single word, “bends.”

It was a diver’s slang for a condition they experience when making rapid ascent to the surface from deep sea.

Stopping my narration Kamal questioned me curiously, “You know how to dive and what was that term?”

“Bends!” I said.

While primarily requiring oxygen for survival, we also inhale other gases including nitrogen that constitutes roughly 80% of the atmosphere and deep under water we are under higher pressure. When we rapidly ascend, there is a drop in pressure and the nitrogen molecules in our blood stream try to escape out. Due to their fast rate of ascent, the molecules create air bubbles within our bloodstream where they get trapped and cause enormous pain and sometimes-even death.

Two years into our PhD program, while Kamal and I were interning in San Diego at a Biotech start-up, I was somehow convinced by Kamal into taking a three-month intermediate course in scuba diving. I couldn’t believe that he really wanted to do that but you could never tell as his whims very unpredictable; he often took courses outside the department and I knew for a fact that he had taken some lessons on Marine Animals II and Introduction to Tropical waters.

I said, “Dude! Are you crazy? I mean diving, sky diving, and rock climbing, while they all sound great are all meant for adventure enthusiasts and not for people like us. I mean you need to undergo serious training and proper body maintenance.”

He replied, “Nonsense, you can swim a mile easily and the requirement for the course is just 10 laps, that is hardly a fourth of a mile, and we both have the stamina to run a marathon. I mean, we are excellent swimmers, why waste the talent we have nurtured over these years, even if it had been aimless? Besides, we aren’t poor graduate students; we have money from the internship. And perhaps you know we may rediscover the Spanish Armada,” he said and winked.

Slowly he convinced me into doing it and towards the end, I realized there was no point in arguing with certain likes he had; for instance his passion towards his family roots. I spent that weekend reading everything I could about diving and familiarized myself with terms including frogman, scuba, buoyancy control (BC), and different suits.

During the first week, we just displayed our swimming prowess in a pool when they had merely taught us to identify the swimming gear. Sardar blew everyone’s mind when he swam 3 laps underwater without a breath. The instructor a blonde chirpy lady, Anne, with an aquatic streamlined back pointed to the mask and said,

“Spend some extra money and get a good mask as without a clear vision you are ruining your chances of examining rare specimens with perfection. Diving is an art, and like any other sport, it is imperative you begin properly. A good piano teacher would recommend shelling extra money and buy a digital piano and not a keyboard, likewise.”

She eyed on to her right and spotted the slipper fins a blue-eyed student with a swastika tattooed on his bald head was proudly displaying and vehemently added, “That is meant more for snorkeling, but we are going into the Pacific Ocean in 3 weeks from now so ensure you bring the right gear. I am sorry you need to get yourself open water fins that you must strap to your diving boots. And most importantly, get yourselves dry suits and I am not going to let you parade underneath semi-naked like a frogman.”

During the third week after classes begun, I realized in class of 40 rookies, I was performing in the top 10 while Sardar appeared the best. On a bright sunny Tuesday, the crew was divided into ten groups of four and we both boarded a green and white motorboat, turtles. We cruised along the along the La Jolla that was famous for seals and behind us the San Diego shoreline towered but none looked back in reverence. Anne, in our boat, made us revise the diver signals that we would shortly demonstrate underwater. In so far we were taught to don the diving gear and the maximum we went below was 12 feet – swimming the pool bed. I was excited and couldn’t wait to dive into the pacific.

I thought Kamal looked like one of those naval saboteurs while we signaled each other and with thumbs up dived underneath. Once inside, I sensed a transformation. Aquatic life was everywhere and the first thing we observed was silence; how the marine species over these years of evolution had managed to accept it as a part of life. A shoal of Angelfish swam undisturbed onto my right while butterfly fish floated by onto my left through dense planktons. A sea anemone taking a free ride on a hermit crab disembarked and clung onto a rock. Kamal was busy examining a sea creeper that was like the giant one in Jack and the bean stock. A lone catfish lazily drifted past me that was identifiable from its whiskers while a long serpentine slimy creature that slipped beneath the rocks was undoubtedly the eel.

That night, we couldn’t contain our excitement and called our room mates and after hearing our deep-sea episode, we could picture them turning green and they screamed back saying a giant squid is probably on the prowl somewhere.

“Jelly fish huh? Wait until you guys are groped by one of those Portuguese man-of-wars.”

In the following weeks, we deftly handled the pressure valve to maintain the same pressure in our ears as the surrounding waters. The aqualung we carried sustained water up to 3 hours and the buoyancy control device, which we could use well now, enabled us to be leveled and enjoy our dive. Of course we began violating rules and the first instruction we flouted was by touching aquatic animals. We were warned not to touch any animals but held turtles, manatees, of course, definitely not the sea urchins. Our course completed in three months and we were certified as intermediary divers. My only regret was not having met a dolphin to which I had strongly desired feeding seaweed.

I paused and dreamily gazed at the billion starts that appeared crystal clear due to lack of pollution in Africa and took a gulp of whiskey from my flask. I scowled and scratched the back of my arm that was attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes. Abdul arranged 5 plates adjacent to the fire and our meal comprising grilled chicken and lamb smelled like heaven.

“Delicious,” I uttered with my mouth stuffed while Kasim eagerly gesticulated for me to get on with the narration. I proceeded.

In the following year, we had taken advanced lessons and now could dive anywhere in the world provided we displayed our certificate and the correct equipment. Of course, our aquatic forays off-season was limited to the swimming pool where we merely worked on our fitness. Our under sea exploration continued in the Atlantic along the coasts of Florida and the Caribbean Tropical waters. The greatest adventure, needless to sea, occurred at the diver’s paradise – the Great Barrier Reef, which contained enormous species of marine life ranging from softest harmless fish found in aquariums to wild ones inclusive of great white and the hammer head sharks.

A distant cry of a wildebeest on the southern side behind the Acacia trees momentarily stopped my narration, making me wonder whether a leopard was on the prowl stalking it. I continued. Just as were planning on diving off the coasts of Gibraltar, Kamal was summoned to Amritsar, his native town where his immediate family lived, as his father was terminally ill and was on deathbed. His father battled cancer in his pancreas but died shortly after Kamal reached there. He was in grief and needed comfort and therefore requested me to visit him, so I decided to use my vacation time this time in giving him support instead of diving.

After his father’s last rites had been performed, Kamal surprised me by saying he desired to visit native town close to Lahore and Wagah. Saawalpur, a small town where his ancestors had once thrived on agriculture, was where he wished I travel along with him. Having come all the way there, I thought why not? One more place I’ll be stepping on mother earth. We decided to take the morning bus to Wagah where we’d change another to reach Saawalpur.

In the morning, a rickety bus took us on a bumpy ride from Wagah, which was to the south east of Lahore, further southwest towards Saawalpur. The bus barely contained ten people who all appeared liked dullards. “How far are we?” I meekly asked an elderly corpulent man chewing tobacco on to my left who leaned across and spat outside my window. I held my breath as I saw the red arc that flashed out. “A couple hours,” he hoarsely whispered. While I carried my overnight backpack, Kamal had two and I began worrying if he had secret intentions of spending a fortnight there. We had earlier agreed on not staying there for more than two days.

Saawalpur wasn’t much of a tourist attraction or a place where we one could feel nostalgic about I felt, but Kamal appeared pensive, yet excited. The bus stopped, U-turned and left us stranded on a narrow dirt road surrounded by cornfields on both sides when I glimpsed a tube-well onto my right beneath an old bulbul tree. Ahead was a small knoll that was covered with shrubs and a few rare deciduous trees I didn’t know.

“Stone Age would barely seem a century away to the villagers,” I muttered.

“What till you get to the main square,” Kamal began protesting.

“Let’s follow the peasants who had gotten down with us,” I said, as I couldn’t spot any Tonga or a Rickshaw.

After twenty minutes we noticed the all roads merging into a central location into what appeared a town square and observed activity there, my vision settling on a squalid teashop.

“Civilization at last. Let’s get some tea first,” Kamal said elated.

What the hell are you going to do now?” I remarked sipping on hot tea not quite attentive to Kamal as I eyed a peasant whacking an old decrepit camel, fluid oozing from its nostrils. I noticed an eclectic assortment of candies sealed in glass bottles set on the shelves while bananas, apples, and sealed fried eatables hung from nylon ropes. Upon closer inspection, I found that the tea stall was more of a mini grocery store and along with sacks of rice, the shop also carried soaps, combs, brushes.

“I guess they got a K Mart in your neighborhood,” I smirked.

Ignoring me, Kamal extracted and unfolded a blank sheet of paper that was twice the regular A4 sized ones and peered over what seemed like an ancient parchment with irregularly drawn lines and marked letterings. Upon closer inspection, I incredulously stared at it concluding he was holding a hand drawn map of Saawalpur.

“Now what, you found this of the web?” I asked sarcastically.

“You’re looking at the town as remembered by my father who had a photographic memory. After all, isn’t it not my father’s wish? He expressed desire that I visit this place some time, before he died. That is why I called you. I hope things haven’t changed a lot after the partition. I didn’t know any sentimental phrases to attach to my reply but was rescued when a petite guy with black horn rimmed spectacles whose frame borders seemed larger than the lens appeared before us.

“Brother you need help?” he asked exhaling smoke from his beedi and peered over the map. He excitedly pointed to the hand-drawn contents and recognized the town center, the bus stop, and the post office. He indicated where we were standing approximately on the map and also identified the large well and the community hall.

I replied, “We are new to the town and wanted to check into a motel,” could you guide us? He said, “Unfortunately, the town doesn’t have any motels or inns, but instead visitors either stayed over either of the two mosques or the gurudwara.” Kamal asked, “How far is the gurudwara?”

Make a right at the newly white washed house down there and walk until you see a neem tree onto your left. Four blocks further, you’ll see a huge barren land where kids will be playing. The giant mansion overlooking the ground is the Gurudwara. A ten-minute walk led us a white building with large doors and huge seemingly ancient knockers that we used to announce our arrival. A bearded old guy with spectacles precariously perched on his nose warily approached us and Kamal greeted him, “Sat Sri Akal,” and he ushered us in. Inside we were informed we could stay there overnight free, of course, it was tacitly understood that a suitable contribution, rather donation, would enable them to maintain the Gurudwara.

We were shown our quarters and I had a quick bath by doling mugs of water from a rusted iron bucket and shivered while I toweled myself. I stepped out and found that Kamal had initiated the conversation with Satwinder Singh, the man who let us in, whom I assumed was the priest who ran the place and was startled to learn that he knew all of Kamal’s relatives, including his dad. Apparently, his father had been in touch with him regularly by mail and he shed a couple tears expressing condolences.

Drinking a glass of fresh buffalo milk, Kamal smilingly said, “Let us begin our reconnaissance and breathe some real air.”

“You know something? I regret not bringing the aqualung. God knows what I am going to be afflicted with when I leave this goddamn place.”

We walked to the town post office where the senior postman became ecstatic to meet Kamal. I was stunned by the ribaldry the cashier was exchanging with a man carrying a bundle of clothes slung on his shoulder whom I assumed was a washer man. After a good thirty minutes, Kamal was satisfied and we visited both the mosques the town contained and as I had guessed Kamal knew no one there. It was 2.00 and the sun was scorching as I sweltered and slapped my forehead in haste trying to avoid beads of sweat trickle down my eyes.

During the course of the afternoon and early evening, Kamal met nearly most of his father’s close friends and we were happy to return to the Gurudwara. Satwinder Singh had cooked a pleasant meal and had been waiting for our return at the gurudwara. Being famished, I was in no mood to begin conversation and immediately attacked the plate stacked with 5 circular chappatis, pickle, onions, and raw-green chillis. I didn’t care if others would watch me while I dunked the chappatis into daal and buttermilk soup and noisily chewed.

Yawning, I said, “A lot wind blowing today, I guess, so let us not close the door. Trip’s been not bad at all I must admit. Not much of a difference in the way they lead their lives here in comparison to your relatives, even though we expected it.”

Kamal lay to my right and immediately fell asleep as I begun thinking about the bus ride, inhabitants of the town, the gurudwara, and his friends. His father must have been a remarkable man no doubt I concluded, after observing the respect the town folks had for him. I smiled as I pictured him dictate and describe the landscape of the town and the different places in it while Kamal took down notes and drew the map. No one would plan a vacation the way Kamal had, even if were to visit a place his forbears once ruled, I concluded. Somehow I got the vague feeling he had been here before. Or was he really that smart to memorize a map and understand the bearings of a town? He had been uneasy when I talked about the well today afternoon when I suggested we take a dip to cool ourselves. He quickly talked me out of it and I wondered if it was haunted or whether any of his relatives had committed suicide in it.

My eyelids wouldn’t wait any longer and I dropped down dead on the mattress and began dreaming. A scraping sound woke me up in the middle of the night and my right hand traced through empty space atop Kamal’s bed. Alarmed, I opened my eyes and noticed him exiting the room. Perhaps he’s gone to drink water or take a leak I surmised, when I noticed his second bag missing. I panicked wondering if he’s going to leave me stranded in the town.

Noiselessly, I exited the room and spotted him leave the courtyard, which was surrounded on three sides with guest rooms, kitchen, and the office, and exit through the back entrance. I tiptoed to the edge of the door and peered outside when I heard sounds of rummaging and seconds later a clicking sound turned on a flashlight. I saw the dim outline of his receding figure fade into dark but was aware from the noise that he had cut across the weedy section on the back yard and was walking towards the flat grassy terrain. The skies were clear with a million stars and the moon shone bright and as I stepped outside, I could observe Kamal walk with quick paced steps and the light emanating from the swaying torch creating patterns on the fields. Situated about 100 yards from the Gurudwara, along the direction he was heading, was the well, the huge one indicated in the map that seemed like the only attraction at the silent town. It was this well that he was against us swimming that afternoon.

I didn’t walk in the open fields directly but skulked through rows of trees onto my left maintaining sufficient distance between us. He stopped near the well and I strained my eyes to get a good vision of what he was attempting and could see him empty the contents of the bag and spend the next fifteen minutes donning on the aquatic gear; dry suits, helmets, flippers, and weighted belts.

“Holy mother of god! He was talking a dive into the well, I exclaimed.”

A splash was heard and I leaned backwards onto a banyan tree, the upward roots giving me extra protection in remaining invisible. I stood there for a good half hour of what seemed like eternity. From the same spot behind the Banyan tree, I spotted Kamal emerge dripping wet as he pulled the walls of the well and dropped flat to the floor. He lay down tired for a few minutes gasping. So much for his lung capacity, I thought. I crawled through the grass and the gap between us lowered to less than 20 yards. I watched him gulp water and empty the contents of the water bottle before throwing it back into the well.

Patiently, he removed his flippers, aqua-lung and other diving gear and stowed them away into his bag. His hands shook as he fished out his prize that he had safely secured in an oilskin bag some minutes before. I could see what resembled a bible was a casket made of metal, the lid fastened by a lock I assumed. Kamal hammered open the box and slowly lifted the lid. I covered my mouth in shock as I watched blue, green and multicolored precious stones gleam in stillness of the night. The precious stones were his family heirloom and during partition, his father I reckoned safely deposited the jewels under the refuge of the well. They were lying deep down ever since patiently waiting to be rescued. Indeed, he had satisfied his father’s desire.

The Ace in a Loop Hole

Samuel Anthony Creedy shifted uneasily from the balcony staring at the setting sun behind the tall Willow trees that bordered river Liffey. He hung his tall frame over the rails of the 12th floor balcony of the Burlington Hotel deep in thought, as he released rings of smoke that curled up and disintegrated in the twilight air.

Sam was a 6 foot tall burly white skinned American with sand-colored hair and long legs. He often prided himself over his well-built shoulders and forearms as all these years amidst chaos and pressure at work, he always managed to squeeze in quality time at his office gym where he had sculpted his upper body, the biceps, torso, and all other major muscle groups.

Recalling his years, Sam vividly remembered graduating from Harvard Business School with an MBA. Being a recipient of the prestigious Magna Cum Laude, Sam easily got into McKinsey and at it was there at the beginning of his career where he averaged a minimum of 100 hours per week sacrificing sleep, hobbies, and social life. After six productive years, Sam was promoted as the regional resource manager, which he felt wasn’t satisfactory for a man of his talent, experience, and capabilities. Therefore it was expected that he quit McKinsey and join Novagen Laboratories, a pharmaceutical start up that employed 30 people managing a rough annual turn over of two million dollars.

He continued to work unabatedly and in four years Novagen’s annual budget reported an excess of 25 million dollars in its turn over. At the age of 37, Sam momentarily glimpsed satisfaction when he became the vice president of Novagen before he crafted his next set of immediate goals. It was a marvel that his wife hadn’t left him.

Sam, who always held a strong sense of work ethic, patiently bore afflictions he encountered from egoistic partners and business associates, and never retaliated. He used other ruthless ways to fire inefficient employees who would never have imagined this cold-blooded side of Sam that was well veiled beneath his cheerful countenance. However, if at all there was any one he hated presently, it was his boss William Harry Kramer, the chairman of Novagen. Right from day one, they had multiple differences in opinion and Sam still felt that had it not been for Will as the ultimate deciding authority, Novagen would have grossed 50 million by now. Many a lucrative deals were often turned down by William much to the consternation of Sam. Recently, Will declined a 200 million dollar merger with Johnson and Johnson that made Sam livid who would have otherwise cashed in on his shares after Novagen became public. His dreams of retiring and settling down in Dakar, Senegal were scuttled.

And now he was in an Irish hotel, on a business trip. It was getting dark and he thought of eating out that evening. Taking a quick shower, he donned a charcoal solid double-breasted suit that was a loose fit and ran low all the way to his lower thigh, while a twin pleat plain bottom khaki trousers ensured he wasn’t excessively formal. Deciding to go easy on his tie, Sam tied the shoelaces of his after-six formal black shoes and walked down the stairs in an effort to burn down the second helping of the grilled chicken breast sandwich that he had rejoiced at lunch.

Making a right onto O ‘Connell Street, Sam felt his forehead break into beads of sweat in the humid Irish climate that was a little intolerable even after sunset. Whistling to an old ragtime tune, he walked two blocks downhill and turned right onto Sussex Avenue where an italicized neon lighted Beckets, Irish bar and Restaurant signboard greeted his eyes. The bar wasn’t crowded and a blonde freckle-faced teenage waitress whose firm outline was well defined by her tightly clad apron easily spotted Sam.

Her cheeks became florid when she smiled and asked him, “What would you like today sir?”

Sam ordered Scotch whiskey, Chivas Regal, with extra ice for starters not taking his eyes of her hazel brown eyelashes. It didn’t take long for Sam to finish and enter his second round when he picked the Wild Turkey, American whiskey. Forty-five minutes later, the place was swelling with a medley of well-dressed businessmen, tired countrymen, teenage punks, and crones.

He nodded to a pot-bellied short statured man whose cheek appeared swollen and cancerous, perhaps due to excessive smoking who upon entering crossed Sam and took the table ahead of him. Soon, a hawk-nosed slovenly dressed man with unkempt hair and loose trousers made a beeline towards Sam’s neighbor.

They didn’t take care to keep their voices low and Sam could easily eavesdrop on the hawk-nosed man’s nasal tone, not that he was saying anything interesting. Apparently he was a car dealer and was cursing the Irish weather for poor sales and soon they drifted into European politics when Sam’s concentration was severed. He almost got up when the fat slob’s attention caught him.

“I’ve heard he is the best marksman in Dublin, perhaps the best in Europe. Never misses his aim”

“Right, had he been born twenty years earlier, he would have blown Charles De Gaulle’s brains off.”

“He hasn’t surfaced over in two years and last he was on Irish times was when Mark Stromberg was slugged in his head at Hyde Park in Foxrock.”

“I’ve heard he could shoot blindfolded”

Sam changing his decision signaled the waitress and ordered a steak and Guinness pie with a side order of club salad and a large Johnny Walker whiskey with no ice. Over the next three fourths of the hour, Sam’s attention was singular and taking care he learnt that the marksman was an assassin who went by the name Vulture. But for the mafia, no one knew his whereabouts and all special forces throughout Europe and America wanted him. What strikingly caught Sam’s attention was Vulture’s ability to not miss his mark when shooting at his victims from anywhere within half a mile.

After the two men left, Sam got up with a slight headache. He paid the bill and ambled towards the hotel. His hatred for Will had grown significantly over the past two years. Reaching his suite, he stripped himself off the suit and was naked except for his long checked pajamas. He grew restless and after repeated futile attempts of fixing his mind on a channel, he shut off the television. Interlacing his fingers behind the neck, Sam began devising a plot to get rid Will. It is obvious, he cognized, that I hunt down Vulture and hire him to terminate Will at a suitable location where his body could be easily disposed without any traces for the cops. He fixed himself more whisky on the rocks while he worked on the Machiavellian schemes

Sun soon found its way through the curtains and began illuminating the room while Sam was still preoccupied in his thoughts. Cursing his lack of sleep, he rose, got ready, and drove to work. Novagen had an office in Castleknock Ireland, a little west from central Dublin. At work, Sam’s current single track thought on Vulture continued while he absentmindedly kept knocking the white porcelain ash tray, painted with green Chinese dragons, on his mahogany desk. He visited Ireland frequently on business and aside work, he was very familiar with restaurants, exotic bars, and tourist places in Dublin. While dealing with clients, or during inter-city travel, or when drinking in bars, he bumped into a number of interesting people, some of whom he made friends with. It was during one of these encounters he had made friends with a fisherman who went by the name Toller. Charlie Hastings was his real name and he ran a small business of renting boats and fishing on the seafront suburbs of Dublin at a place called Killiney. Toller was quite famous in the seafront side and although his business seemed harmless, Sam was well aware of his nefarious activities. Often smuggled goods were shipped into his mini harbor during night. If at all there was anyone whom he could reach and obtain information on Vulture, it was Toller. However, Sam in so far, had limited his dealings with him to just purchase of marijuana for social parties.

His slender thin-waisted secretary, Anne, made a noisy entrance and disturbed Sam from his deep thoughts.

“Please cancel all appointments for today, I have some important work to attend to.”

Grabbing his coat, Sam walked down six floors and climbed into his olive green Mercedes SLK 350 convertible and in fifteen minutes he passed City Center and drove by the Dublin bay towards Killiney. A fresh gust of sea breeze drove his hair back. His receding hairline breaking forth from its disguise came into view and he subconsciously pushed his fair forward. Upon entering the store, Sam acknowledged to the owl-eyed cashier who had a broken teeth and asked him for Toller.

Sam was escorted to the pier and Toller, who seemed to be cleaning barnacles off a mini sea boat Sea Eagles, beamed upon making eye contact with Sam and after pleasantries were exchanged, he chortled

“What can I do for you Sam? Supplies for your social gathering?”

Ignoring his remark Sam spoke, “I need some information on Vulture.”

Toller became serious, and grabbing Sam on his back, he pulled him towards his office.

“I have heard of Vulture, from local seamen gossip, but what makes you think I know of him?”

Pulling a check for five thousand dollars from his wallet, Sam placed it on the desk with a loud thud.

“I will give you another five thousand after you lead me to vulture.”

Toller gulped and stared at the check open mouthed and no conversation happened for a few minutes. Sam lighted a cigarette and offered one to Toller.

“Sam, you’re out of your mind. I am sorry I cannot help you.”

Their conversation continued for a while and drifted towards general events pertaining to their lives. Sam stood up, “Keep the check with you and think over tonight. Here is a private number to reach me and give me an answer by tomorrow morning. He exited the shop and inspected the car for any signs of pilferage, as you wouldn’t normally park a Mercedes in decrepit sections of the society.

Next morning at work, inside his room, Sam sat staring at the giant group photograph that was framed and occupied nearly half the right side wall. In that photograph, Will was flashing his teeth, while his wife Marie had her fat arm looped across his neck. Onto his left was Sam with a hunting rifle while a few other echelons that worked at Novagen surrounded them. Behind, was nailed a stuffed overgrown male reindeer with brown and sinewy antlers that snaked above and over the fireplace, the vision being slightly blurred by the smoke emanating from a raging fire. Three years back all prominent delegates of Novagen were in Dublin on a business convention and on the Friday of that week, all of them convened at a private mansion they called Chateau De Chimera. The photograph was taken during that dinner.

The chateau, owned by Novagen, had long hallways that supported nineteen huge rooms whose walls were expansive and seemed to run forever like the great wall in China. Two huge brown chimneys, barely visible between two large oaks that bent towards each other at an odd angle, towered over the palatial structure giving the chateau an appearance of a castle; only that instead of a surrounding moat, Lake Claire gleamed 20 feet from the chateau’s entrance.

Sam jumped when a ring on a private line disturbed him and he heard the shrill voice of Toller on the other end that was hushed.

“On Friday after 11.00 pm, in the town Dalkey, at the intersection between Steven’s Avenue and Crossford Street make a right and you’ll see an old warehouse. Park your car and walk back to the rear fence. Further, please come alone and unarmed. You don’t know how dangerous the people whom you’re dealing with are. A liaison that will tip you about Vulture’s whereabouts will find you. And from there on, you’re by yourself and I am out of it.”

Sam drove towards the rendezvous a little early and calmed himself preparing to take any possible risk. At 11.02 pm, he heard a sharp voice asking him not to turn but raise his hands. Two beefy hands groped him from behind and relaxed after searching and finding Sam unarmed. Sam turned and found that he was staring into a huge 6-6 blond giant whose pockmarks were like craters in the moon; his red moustache was frail and his hair wispy, while a metallic chain gleamed in the moonlight.

Sam started, finding difficulty in forming words, “Do you know Vulture?”

The giant’s hands, which appeared hidden behind his tweed jacket, arched forward and raced towards Sam’s temple when Sam saw the glint coming from a Colt 0.32 semi-automatic.

“Listen, I do the talking,” the giant cut him off.

Sam was asked a few questions on how he learnt about Vulture and when the giant realized he was being honest relaxed the gun. Sam quickly pulled out a photograph of Will playing tennis from his jacket pocket and displayed it to the giant.

“I need help in killing this person. I am beginning my offer with fifty thousand U.S dollars and will give you another fifty after accomplishing the mission, however, if your party feels dissatisfied, I am willing to negotiate. That is all I have for you now.

The giant replied, “At this time, all I can reveal to you is Vulture can be reached. You will be contacted within two weeks and intimated on our decision. Do not try something foolish like following or trying to contact me. I will be watching you. Now face the fence and stay on for another fifteen minutes after which you may leave. Don’t attempt to do anything silly”

The giant left and Sam stood there shivering unsure whether it was due to the chill or the vengeance he bore towards Will. He returned to his hotel thinking, on the second week of January, Will would be present at Dublin to sign the contract with Proctor Associates. Further, whenever such a profitable transaction occurred in Europe, Will always flew to Ireland and celebrated at the chateau for at least a weekend and this time it would be the second Saturday of the month. Yes, Will must be terminated that day. The next plan of action was to drive down to the chateau.

Lying on the bed the same night, Sam smiled and envisioned everything about Will who had grown in Dublin and studied his initial few years there before his family had migrated to the US. Although he was a businessman in the US, he still found European clients and mingled with the elite classes in Dublin. He still had relatives and friends in plenty in Ireland. Well, it is definitely imperative that he perish in Ireland, Sam thought hideously, even better in his own chateau.

The foothills of Wicklow Mountains was an hour’s drive from Dublin city and on a sunny day, Sam had the cover off in his convertible as he drove, marveling the surrounding valley and the lone eagle that was soaring in the sky. Arching his neck towards his right, he had a glimpse of river Liffey gurgle when an approaching tunnel obstructed his vision. Sam had no idea how many go-betweens there were before the giant was linked to Vulture, but counted on his trust towards Toller.

Emerging from the tunnel, the ascent towards the mansion had begun and Sam dreamed. The plot was ugly but outcome rewarding and Will deserved it, a ruthless idiot he was, with inexorable demands he always placed on his immediate staffs. It wasn’t just one instance when Sam’s brilliance was stamped and extinguished. He would take over and turn Novagen into a billion dollar company. The rustic slopes, rushing brooks, and thick trunk elk trees that the tortuous drive offered couldn’t penetrate Sam’s raging mind.

Reaching Chateau De Chimera, he opened his trunk and inside was hidden a brown 7 mm magnum which after strapping to his shoulders, Sam marched and began his reconnaissance. First, he marched to the back of the mansion, where the grass sloped downhill from the back door and emptied into the dense vegetation comprising tall cedar, maple, spruce, and cottonwood trees. He could see the cellar door adjacent to the room where they stocked firewood. Opening the door, he climbed down the stairs and flicked on the light switch. A pack of rats scurried across and he scowled dancing on his toes in an attempt to avoid stepping on them. Three large barrels lay flushed to the left walls and quickly poising behind the cabinet onto his right, he could get a good view of the taps. Hmm, not a bad place to take a shot he mused aiming at one of the wine barrels with his rifle. However, he thought for a second, and figured that the chances of Will coming down to the cellar seemed bleak and quickly changing his mind he walked out

The chateau walls ran irregular and he could approximate the perimeter to a rectangle with the northern end, which had the front door, a hand’s throw from Lake Claire. The kitchen faced the eastern side and a small deck, where barbecue parties were held, had a few run down chairs and tables, and almost touching its wooden floor was the branch of an elm tree angling down. Behind, a grassy stretch devoid of trees continued until he could detect a faint array of trees that dotted the horizon. He hid behind the elm tree and took aim at the refrigerator inside the kitchen. This was an option he conceded.

The driveway, made of asphalt, continued parallel to the Lake and veered off towards the western side, which had the main road about half a mile and in between were dense trees again. He braced himself on a rock and took aim and most of the curtains were pulled low except the patio that was visible through glass doors inside which he could see a small mattress used for sunbathing.

The paddle lock itself would have weighed a ton and Sam furnished a half-foot key to unlock the giant door making a mental note to duplicate the key for Vulture. Inside the chateau, the hall looked like a cinema hall minus the chairs and was well furnished with expensive upholstery, the walls containing exotic paintings while the windows were well draped with turquoise blue satin curtains. A giant divan containing cushions embroidered with scorpions partially blocked the fireplace, which he figured was not in use during summer. He hid behind the divan inside the fire place and took aim all the way to the other end at a miniature structure that appeared well shrunk so much so that when he used his telescope, he gasped for it was a Steinway grand piano, one of those rare expensive acoustic instruments, and his eyes traced up an octave on the key of G. He hummed to Beethoven’s sixth symphony and considered getting Will, who often flaunted with his piano skills during those get-togethers to charm some women clad in minks, shot there. A second option.

He found a few other strategic locations where Vulture could hide and shoot but he still hadn’t found one quite to his liking, so deciding he would come back later for a second survey, he ran up the stairs skipping alternate ones and paused at the landing. He entered the master bedroom, a misnomer as all rooms seemed alike and spacious, and looked around. The windows faced Lake Claire and he saw the beech tree. He didn’t make much progress upstairs.

It was 4.30 pm and a couple hours before sunset and Sam deciding to hunt down his dinner, took his rifle and stepped out. Of the two possibilities of arriving to the chateau, one was by road and the other by riding across the lake from another town. He walked towards the pier and noticed its wooden posts being gently lapped by the waves of Lake Claire. He sunk his foot into the soft sands beneath the surface and waded towards the huge beech tree whose trunks were precariously perched on the banks. He suddenly stopped fearing that he may have heard something. He could just detect a high-pitched grating noise made by insects preparing to turn in for the night. He heard a crackle again and this time it startled him. He feverishly looked around with his rifle and then spotted it; it was a deer drinking water fifty feet onto to his left.

“Aha, tonight I’m celebrating with venison”, he exclaimed and shot the deer, the bullet finding its mark and the excitement causing him to fall onto the water that was knee deep.

He lay stunned and before he got up he glanced at Will’s bedroom through the tall reeds. He pulled his 7 mm magnum rifle and peered through the cross wire of his lens. He took aim and through the telescope observed a blurred image, due to his unsteady shaky hands, of the couch, the wall portrait of Simon Bolivar, a bed, a lamp, the dormer, and the sloping roof. That was it, the best position in terms of getting a good angle. He would move the table lamp away and put the recliner next to the window where Will would hopefully sit and do something like light reading. Vulture would kill him there.

Sam finished his dinner and was inside Will’s bedroom, he was now sitting on the recliner adjacent to the window and was drinking his fourth can of beer. Alcohol was dimming his vision, for it wasn’t the same that had pictured the room through the telescope two hours earlier from underneath the beech tree and beneath the pier. Likewise, again, it was from the same vision, another eye was observing Sam, from a distance; an acute eye that was well focused and far experienced being well supported by much steadier hands. The eye closed and its vision converged from the bedroom, Sam, and the couch; to Sam in his couch; to Sam; to his side burns; and finally rested on his temple. The dot in the cross wire did not shift coordinates and the image lay still except for the throbbing of Sam’s temple as it pulsated along with the heartbeat. The fingers closed on the trigger and a shot rang out, not from a 7mm magnum but a 0.50 BMG that found its aim and shattered the stillness of the night.

Early in the morning at 4.00 a.m. a call was placed from Denver Colorado to Dublin city from a public telephone. Recognizing the voice, the receiving end answered:

Vulture here - terminated.”

A momentary silence ensued. Taking a deep breath the caller added, “Today by mid noon, the remaining 100 thousand Euros will be deposited into your account. You shall in no way try to contact me henceforth.”

Slamming the receiver in the cradle, Will breathed a sigh of satisfaction and walked towards his metallic silver BMW roadster in the freezing snow. He decided to celebrate with scrambled eggs, bacon, and hot coffee at Jim’s Steak house, the only joint where he could rejoice at that ungodly hour.